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Post by Duncan on May 19, 2009 22:09:37 GMT
Or it could be the track listing for an album by the Butthole Surfers...
1. Biting tin foil 2. The Jeremy Kyle show 3. Groinal pain from kidney stones 4. Stomach acid at the back of your throat 5. The smell of rancid meat 6. Dog shit 7. Eating your own earwax 8. Bowel movements 'post Jalfrezi' 9. Genital cosmetic surgery on TV 10. When your fingernails get ripped off
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Post by iwan on May 20, 2009 7:57:17 GMT
Regards number 3,I once had a kidney stone removed via my jap's eye as it had got wedged in my bladder & can assure you that groinal pain is a walk in the park by comparison,so I give you,bubbling under at Number 11 -
The sheer dread that knowing very soon your going to need a piss after you've had a kidney stone dragged out through your jap's eye & very soon will be on the toilet floor crying for your mummy
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Post by davecox on May 20, 2009 10:35:58 GMT
is that like when ya go to the std clinic an they put that cotton bud thing down ya japs eye? kidney stones sound alot worse to be fair but glad to say i havnt been through that...
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Post by Duncan on May 20, 2009 22:29:53 GMT
Lucky old you.
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Post by davecox on May 21, 2009 14:42:19 GMT
well im just a wee knipper compared to you old timers eh?!!
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Post by Duncan on May 21, 2009 23:06:23 GMT
I'd like to reply but my liver just exploded
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Post by tomleucine on Jun 9, 2009 16:37:38 GMT
treading on a plug with no socks on
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Post by joehovis on Jun 14, 2009 11:48:17 GMT
i trod on a drawing pin last week and had to rip it out of my foot, that wasnt cool
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Post by Duncan on Jun 14, 2009 16:34:08 GMT
My finger got in the way of a stapler yesterday. The staple went all the way into the tip by the nail and bent into the flesh. I had to slowly pull it out without tearing a wider cut in my skin.
That was pretty fucking horrid.
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Post by neilcrud on Jun 15, 2009 12:55:50 GMT
I went to the toilet for a poo on Day 4 of the Download Festival this morning, which was pretty fucking gruesome..!!!
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Post by Duncan on Jun 15, 2009 16:31:40 GMT
I trust you 'downloaded'?
Review pending? (of the gig, not the bogs)
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Post by neilcrud on Jun 15, 2009 21:20:03 GMT
I well and truly downloaded... I think I may well be able to muster a review of sorts thru the week..? If you're a Facebook friend you can check some pics by the end of tonite....
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Post by 0 on Jun 16, 2009 6:45:49 GMT
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