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Post by iwan on Feb 17, 2007 0:41:13 GMT
1) Why is there a picture of a blue hand with a flashing palm next to my name that never used to be there & makes me look like a wanker? 2) Why am I such a wanker? 3) Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? 4) Why do dogs lick their own dicks? 5) Why do fools fall in love? 6) Why do cobblers cut keys? 7) Why doesn't Robbie Williams just kill himself & save himself 2 grand a day? 8) Why me? 9) Why don't you just turn off that television set and go and do something less boring instead? 10) Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answers on a postcard or sealed envelope
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Post by neilcrud on Feb 17, 2007 10:29:36 GMT
1. Why are chocolate bars half the size they used to be? 2. Why are they twice the price? 3. Why are there so many W's in Edward Woodward? 4. Why is there a record shop on Bedford Street in Rhyl? 5. Why do seagulls always target me? 6. Why has there never been a cone free A55 ? 7. Why did Discharge call their 1981 mini-LP Why? 8. Why do people send spam? 9. Why can't I download songs off MySpace in MP3 anymore, only in Quick Time? 10.Why did I bother doing this list?
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Post by iwan on Feb 17, 2007 10:51:59 GMT
1) Why has Noddy parked his car in MY space on Bedford Street? 2) Why has Noddy written Neil's Tiling Service on the side of his car?
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Post by neilcrud on Feb 17, 2007 11:12:44 GMT
Fuck off Big Ears
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Post by iwan on Feb 17, 2007 11:22:03 GMT
What's in the yellow envelope on your dashboard,is it a Valentine's card nobody would accept ? Nice colour though,matches the parking ticket!
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Post by davecox on Feb 23, 2007 14:30:23 GMT
Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?...
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Post by 0 on Feb 23, 2007 16:40:27 GMT
Why do fools fall in love?
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Post by Duncan on Feb 25, 2007 18:04:23 GMT
Why does it hurt when I pee?
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Post by juz on Feb 25, 2007 20:28:55 GMT
why do I pee when I'm hurt?
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Post by marni on Jan 20, 2009 22:38:43 GMT
1. Why has George Buch not been shot? 2. Why has the woman on the Injury Lawyers 4 U ad got such a horrific fringe? 3. Why have fillet burgers mysteriously become the size of mini fillet burgers? 4. Why is prince Harry ginger? 5. Why are there ginger people? 6. Why do ginger people say "It's Auburn"? 7. Why do I hope the ginger guy above won't get offended...?
Yeah, I lost it
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Post by joehovis on Jan 21, 2009 0:15:58 GMT
1. why am i ginger ? 2. why am i a wanker? 3. why is every ginger a wanker? 4. why did lee morgan die so young? 5. why did hugh mundell die so young? 6. why do people conform so quickly? 7. why am i so pissed off all the time? 8. why isnt 'plastic surgery disasters' by the Dead Kennedys considered the best album of all time by everyone? 9. why do some people hate punk rock? 10. why did i waste my time writing this shite?
over and out
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Post by Duncan on Jan 21, 2009 0:45:03 GMT
1. Why?...
BLAM!...... (thunk)
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Post by Matt on Jan 21, 2009 14:09:20 GMT
1. Why don't you see white dog-shit anymore? 2. Why are shrink-wrapped cds so annoying to open? 3. Why does my oven do what it feels like? 4. Why are we all part of the same compost heap? 5. Why is Keanu Reeves considered an actor? 6. Why doesnt my cloud have a sliver lining? 7. Why am I such a wanker? (seemed obligatory) 8. Why can't I write in lower-case anymore? 9. Why do none-musicians consider bass to be non-essential or easy? 10. Why aren't Valleum getting more exposure?
EDIT:
9. Why do none-musicians consider bass to be non-essential?
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Post by Duncan on Jan 21, 2009 18:20:07 GMT
I believe you don't see white dog-poo anymore because they changed the ingredients of dog-food. However, the laws of fouling pavements could mean that barker's eggs are often removed before they have a chance to go white.
The old bass argument! I could rant about that for hours. You couldn't even get graded on bass guitar until quite recently. Bass is indeed quite easy in most mainstream music these days (see Coldplay) & sadly, a lot of 'regular people' believe you are a mong if you play one. Maybe someone will unearth the fine work of Les Claypool and Trevor Dunn at some point.
Keanu Reeves is an actor?
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Post by neilcrud on Jan 21, 2009 19:32:33 GMT
1. Why is playing bass in AC/DC the easiest job in the world? 2. Why would playing bass for AC/DC be the best job in the world? (well it would be!!) 3. Why did God invent curry if he wanted us to live forever? 4. Why does Kronenbourg 1664 taste so goddamn nice? 5. Why did Rafa have to open his gob last week? 6. Why are car insurance compare ads always semi-cartoon? 7. Why am I doing this...?
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