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Post by sardine on Dec 16, 2009 17:42:18 GMT
This forum is boring, like the men you are, the reason you have no music career, like the forum representing you, just like your lives, dull, boring and pointless.
gay, dog bumming men of middle age, lost your hair like your sense of cool. 4sticks your getting tarred with the old men tar brush hanging out on here, save your young ass unless you wanna be the next big failure.
Captain Sanitation and the Sardine of Joy
p.s listen to radio one not radio 4/old records to know whats gonna be the next big thing if you want to make it in the world of music, its not cassettes and flairs anymore men.
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Post by pilchard on Dec 16, 2009 18:11:25 GMT
u heard the gay, now get to it........... radio one is the way forward
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Post by Anal Tagnut on Dec 16, 2009 19:10:26 GMT
Wow!!!
Who died and made you an expert on the next big thing!!
Everyone on here is quite happy being part of an incestuous, dog bumming, overtly homosexual music scene , thankyou very much!!
Except Dave Cox...who is DEFINATELY straight.
Now kindly go away and develop a hideous, preferably terminal disease...arse cancer's quite good for six months of fecally incontinent agony and a slow death.
Bell end.
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Post by sardine on Dec 16, 2009 19:44:45 GMT
Well, I have 2 daughters and 3 sons and they listen to Paramore, my chemical romance and Tynchy Stryder, those people sell a lot of music, make a lot of money and are very happy with their lives. Listening to your music makes me think you are very sad unhappy individuals and due to your angry responses this only confirms this.
Surely playing really old music is just going to appeal to really old and boring people, in the words of a really popular and current group, why dont you "put a donk on it!!"
As for radio one, well thats what all the hip cool kids are listening to, and I know a few of the concepts are beyond me, I am 36 myself now, that is what all the popular music is being made. I am only trying to help you make money and go far with your music, telling me to contract cancer wherever it may be is really childish as I wouldnt wish that on anyone as I have lost people to cancer and it wasnt nice.
Listen to the top 40 every week and see what you could do to be like them and then maybe you may put North Wales on the map, till then keep creating your grandad songs and going nowhere except to a pub with a lad of drunk pipe smokers and "druggies" as your audience. They dont love you for who you are they love you cos they are on drugs, like "e'in it up".
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Post by Not On on Dec 16, 2009 21:29:28 GMT
As a professor of linguistics at Bangor university and an avid follower of all things North Walean in music. I think it's safe for me to point out that the original post was merely a jest to poke fun at the lacklustre of this forum in the previous days, and an attempt at solving the problem by bringing it to attention in a jovial manner.
As for the third post, which I was horrified to read contained wishes for the original poster to contract cancer. I am deeply shocked that any human being, no matter what background or behaviour would wish this on another human. The line must be drawn somewhere, a joke is okay when taken so far, but when such venomous remarks blow up straight away during light banter one must question the mind behind such a despicable outburst.
I once felt comfortable reading the reviews on this forum, they werent to some of my more conservative friends taste but I like to think that I approach life with my eyes wide open. The insight gained on the culture of such a beautifull area was worth a bit of filth trudging for the benefits far out weighed the negative, but after losing my dear Gladys last fall to throat cancer I am infuriated to read such puerile incendiary remarks tossed around with flippant abandon.
Due to this, I refuse to obtain anymore information on the culture of our locality from this page at this point until those that are responsible for such a callous remark are found and held responsible for their ill judged idea of a retort to harmless folly.
David.
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Post by John Revolting on Dec 17, 2009 21:51:15 GMT
The subtle art of impersonating several people at once.
A successful career as a satirist awaits - or script writer perhaps?
You are very good indeed.
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Post by tyranny on Dec 17, 2009 22:19:57 GMT
I think this is kinda...true?
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Post by Surely not on Dec 17, 2009 22:21:02 GMT
www.bangor.ac.uk/linguistics/about/davidcrystal.php.enHi David. It was encouraging to see you in the front row at Global Parasite. It's great that you are around to remind the kids that boffins can mosh too, even if your legs gave out mid-way through that Def Leppard song last week at Bangor Students Union. Weren't you on telly last week Keep on rockin' grandad!
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Post by Madeleine on Dec 17, 2009 23:19:37 GMT
Stop bein' mean to my DADDY. YOU MEANIES
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Post by Frank on Dec 17, 2009 23:43:48 GMT
I think you gents have missed the point here, cancer is cancer. I cant remember the last time I heard someone wish another come down with that dastardly sickness, but I can tell you this: It didnt turn out all christmas pickle.
You young lads today, you dont know your born.
One of you even used this monstrosity as a shameless plug for your band. Does your depraivity know no depths.
FILTH
PURE FILTH!
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Post by britney on Dec 17, 2009 23:44:53 GMT
Womaniser!!!
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Post by damien1902 on Dec 19, 2009 2:51:00 GMT
tip of the cap tommy, aslong as the music your making gives you a hard-on, who gives a fuck! You've got to do what makes you happy. As for listening to radio 1 for tips on making music....well, isnt this site called alternative britain, as in a sub-culture, against the mainstream. Listening to old music is the way forward, Iggy pop 'stole' from the oldies, No fun is a rip off of i walk the line by johny cash (his words not mine). Dont know who said it, but if you want the purest, most honest music, full of soul and passion, then go to the source. Sonhouse/howling wolf/robert johnson/johnleehooker/elvis/james brown/the doors/the ramones/the stooges/ How can you turn your back on all that brilliance and copy whats in fashion? to achieve what!! NEVER! If we're to believe what is said about music from the past coming back around again every 20 years, e.g 80's electro-madchester-rave (which is the current mainstream trend) then surely Grunge will be 'the next big thing', so by the time you've got anywhere copying the electro/smiths trend, The mainstream will have moved on to alternative guitar based music, that in essence rebels (as did nirvana, mudhoney e.t.c) against the barrage of radio friendly shite that plagued their era and 20 years on plagues ours! By 2011 the jo whiley and the rest of the daytime devils will be banging on about the new nirvana, mark my words!!!!
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Post by Plaque on Dec 19, 2009 15:59:48 GMT
Im sure from a band point of view keeping it real is important, but looking to radio one and other contemporary music formats for inspiration espescially on production values is not a bad thing. Music is always maturing and reforming, you could keep strumming the same chords on the same guitar similar to your heros but dont deny that music is an industry. Billions of people hum along and get hyped about the latest releases each week, and beyond the sappy sugar coated blandness is amazing production and with fashion, certain "in" sounds are updated so theirs a current trend of whats listened to. These samples could come from reusing something old to great effect like the 8 but sound of the 80's in recent productions, or a completely new effect used which sounds current even futuristic when first heard. Unlike sardine Im not asking you to be N Dubz, just to consider that a lot of bands which you may respect in the "alternative" scene use references to whats current by putting their own twist on the sounds what the charts pumping out. An alternative take on the mainstream as it were.
That is all.
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Post by John Revolting on Dec 19, 2009 17:38:55 GMT
Why is everyone so bothered about copying other bands? (old, new or otherwise). It's more important to come up with something NEW.
If you are listening to ANY BBC radio station for ideas, I would say you are barking up the wrong tree. You are listening to bands that have already been noticed, approved & hyped by the media. Consequently those musical movements are already history and if you copy them you will be out of fashion by the time you record your first demo.
If you want to find the up and coming music you have to look a bit harder. The big waves don't happen often.
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Post by Grammanimalfull stop on Dec 19, 2009 19:14:39 GMT
Inspire and copy- 2 seperate things.
Being an alternative site, mainstream radio would be the last place these scene scrawlers search for fresh idea.
They are already in the thick of it, knee deep in just released pussy, peados!! askng them to check radio 1 is like asking cheryl cole fans to listen to mathcore.
sexy.
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