Some of the older members on this forum may recall that I used to play for a thrash metal band called Mucus from 1992-1995.
Lo and behold, we have returned. The original line-up is back featuring the legendary Chris 'Squirrell' Jones on drums with his ridiculously fast double bass kicks and stuff. The man is a drumming god.
We NEED a practice room quite urgently before it all falls to bits again. Is there anyone here who can help, or provide advice?
Preferably we need a place where we can safely leave some cabinet speakers and a drumkit. If not we will work around it.
I am truly overwhelmed by the response to this forum post.
Right now I am literally trawling through four tons of letters from admiring fans and certifiable lunatics.
In particular, would a Mr G.Smegg of Milton Keynes please stop sending me samples of his spunk wrapped in hedgehog corpses.
Oh! And would Mrs R.West of Ashford prison please stop asking me to marry her.
I am really pleased to have such positive responses, but could people PLEASE stop leaving shit-in-a-bag-on-fire outside my backdoor. I stamped on three of them to put them out, but the novelty wore off after that and I always have to scrape the poo off with a lolly stick afterwards.