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Post by davecox on Mar 23, 2007 1:01:45 GMT
No, its not the same promoter Juz, If it was I might understand why you kicked up a fuz, the pimps that is ridin this upcomin' rave, Is the boys from da hood; Neil Wynne and Dave! I have to say so far in this battle of jokers, on this here forum, where we try to focus, anything on interest or comical value, Even if means merkin' (BLOOD!!!) anyone we want to. So far I'd say cumi pants is winnin, I get a strong feelin Juz's verses are pre-written...?
FRESH FO' 89' SUCKAAA!!! WORD!
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Post by cumipants on Mar 23, 2007 4:14:44 GMT
Yo Yo Yo Yo...My Man Dave Cox In Da House.....Let me tell you a little story here.....
4 and 3 and 2 and 1...When Cumi's on the Mic, The Suckers run................
Juz tried to jive me with the burger talk, But Cumi's made of beef so get your knife and fork The Juzman's gonna eat me like a hot dog roll He aint no hip hop hero and he aint got soul I think he likes the batty and he might be gay But then again he's ginger and from Colwyn Bay I think he's on the promenade selling the big issue Gotta get behind the microphone and wank into a tissue cos My rhymes they may not rock My Rhymes they may not roll My rhymes may not be hip hop and they may lack soul but Cumi is my name, and cumi is my nature I only like to rhyme to you cos I'm a masturbator like the Juz man....I'm Cumi MC, Rhyming for democracy in the land of the free, I'm a maverick, a rebel soldier, you never know whats coming so look over your shoulder, Can I kick it? Yes I can.. I've listened to the Juzman, I'm his biggest fan He's superfly hip hop for a new generation, Like robin hood he's stealin rhymes for the nation He casts the first stone cos his rhymes are bustin Unfortunate for him that his name is.......er........Justin..
One Time. Sweeeeeeeet ;-))
Lovin your work Juzman xx Peace out
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Post by eezabrute on Mar 23, 2007 12:10:19 GMT
"I think he likes the batty and he might be gay But then again he's ginger and from Colwyn Bay"
hahaahaa!
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Post by juz on Mar 23, 2007 15:49:31 GMT
Mr Al Cumi, an example of how money shuts us up once an anarchist, now you work in buttercups? your probably just jealous of me remaining real nothing profound you feel, just another pound from making meals and geezer listen, you can rip me for my hip hop chats but you once was a punk rocker now you bow to fat cats man, the others on here know me and my struggle and plight you insecurely challenge me cos you hate your own life you show your age, these times changed, so I became an emcee your only bitter bout me cos Im the way you tried to be a subversive jerk, not a burger clerk I prefer to merk than go beserk in work prefer to forridge on my quest for knowledge your just serving breakfast, is that eggs or porridge? they say old age makes an angry mind mellow but your blood red revolution turned to buttercup yellow!
peacey weasey !!!
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Post by davecox on Mar 23, 2007 17:01:49 GMT
Cumipants was askin us before if we knew who'd been pretending to be him an writing messages takin the piss out of people (ie juz), so wouldnt look into this too much. although it is quite funny, to be fair though buttercups is nothin on burger king mate
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Post by Matt on Mar 23, 2007 17:33:26 GMT
erm, the guy owns and built up that buisiness, he also owns the studio which has helped many bands get off their feet, and without him we'd (global parasite) be pretty much fucked so mucho respecto to the guy, who takes time out from a busy family and buisiness life to help us out! jazzy jizz, as much as i love u, you don't know what your talking about!
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Post by neilcrud on Mar 23, 2007 18:57:59 GMT
Yeah but he's still a fucking wanker tho...!!
Burger Clerk - ace...! And rhyming forage with porridge - brilliant...!
Ask Cumi (the real one) about the Rage Against The Machine story when he was cleaning up at ther cafe one night...!
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Post by cumipants on Mar 23, 2007 19:13:33 GMT
The real one? I'm Cumi Pants, and have been Cumipants since 1979, predating the impostor Cumipants by some 4 years...I have recently been incarcerated for sex crimes against weasels, of which IWAS FUCKING INNOCENT YOU CUNTS....... And Juz, Respect brother....I shall rhyme right back atcha as soon as I have removed these Weasel pubes from my Jap's eye.
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Post by juz on Mar 25, 2007 20:00:00 GMT
dave3ac "shut up you fat prick Matt "eat a glass dick u wierd old man" I was gonna rant and roll but theirs no point as I have to at least pretend I like you cos your always near me and even though your presence makes me itch I can think of worse people to hang round with, like peadophiles for instance! g'day!
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Post by Matt on Mar 25, 2007 21:34:57 GMT
looks like a good gig that put on by Niel (not Pete) lol, should be a good laugh and cheap as chips. And if we dont get paid, i'll write a strongly worded letter to my local MP cus i really want the money...give me the money, bastards, i want fuckin money, money money money
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Post by eezabrute on Mar 29, 2007 21:56:46 GMT
the gig in the rugby club in rhos has changed venues, it's in THE VIC CLUB in OLD COLWYN!!!!! so go there mo fo's!!!!
HYPO PSYCHO MAKE IT BETTER LATER CARPET GLOBAL PARASITE
£2.50 before 8PM, £3.50 after 8PM.
be there!!!!!!
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