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Post by iwan on Mar 10, 2007 23:11:04 GMT
1) Man goes into a pet shop & says "please can i have a wasp",assistant says "we don't sell wasps",man replies "well there's one in the window" 2) Man goes to local punk night & promoter runs to front of stage & pisses on audience 3) Q) How do you know when your sisters on ? A) Your dad's cock tastes of blood (sorry) 4) Woman goes into butchers & says "do you have a sheeps head ?",butcher replies "no it's just the way I part my hair" 5) A cat hijacks a plane,bursts into the cockpit & says to the pilot "take me to the Canaries" 6) Local respectable pillar of the community (not an Anarchist punk fanzine editor) parks his postbox on Bedford St,Rhyl & thinks he's got a parking ticket. 7) Punk shagging his girlfriend with music playing in the background,she asks "is that Johnny Rotten",boyfriend replies "No I've only used it four times" 8) Q) Why did the pervert cross the road ? A) Because his cock was stuck in the chicken 9) Man goes into a flag shop & asks "what colour is the union jack?",assistant replies "red,white & blue",man replies 'll have two reds & one blue" 10) Exremely drunk local record shop owner realises it's time for bed before he pisses his pants with 2nd hand Stella
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