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Post by neilcrud on Mar 27, 2007 20:28:58 GMT
These aren't actual songs, but I thought they'd make great song titles - particularly on the same album...!
1. I Can Believe "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" Is Not Butter 2. You Taste Like I Should Be Drunk 3. Almost A Nun 4. I've Never Seen A Gibbon With a Hard-On, No
Well... its a start - these albums take time...
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Post by plantfoot on Mar 27, 2007 22:50:32 GMT
Again not real, but they should be:
1. Stench of Gusset 2. Telford was never my favourite town (if only because of that dirty ice-cream man) 3. Let my tapeworm be buried with dignity 4. Dense as Winton 5. Panning for gold (in the armpit juice of a hermaphrodite tramp) - lead off single from the album
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Post by Duncan on Mar 28, 2007 8:00:48 GMT
20 golden greats, courtesy of Lawnmower Deth -
I got the clap and my knob fell off Sumo rabbit and his inescapable trap of doom Flying killer cobs from the planet bob You've got no legs don't come crawling to me I don't want your problems, commit suicide Watch out Grandma here comes a lawnmower Spook perv happenings in the snooker hall 7th church of the apocaplyptic lawnmower Drink to be sick Lawnmowers rampage in the jungle Sharp fucka blades of hades Can I cultivate your groinal garden? Did you spill my pint? Lancer (with your zancer) Maim mower maim Satan's trampoline Cobwoman of deth meets mr smellymop Nasal infection Thermo nuclear war is good for your complexion Ooh crikey
I should also nominate the following ridiculous song titles -
Derek and clive - I love you so much I can't shit Carcass - Lavaging expectorate of lysergide composition Carcass - Swarming mass of infected virulency Carcass - Cadaveric incubator of endoparasites
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Post by iwan on Mar 28, 2007 15:06:06 GMT
I've always been quite fond of -
All I Want For Xmas Is The Dukla Prague Away Kit - Half Man Half Biscuit I'm In The Love With The Girl On The Manchester Virgin Megastore Checkout Desk - The Freshies Florence Is Deaf But There's No Need To Shout - Toy Dolls Breastfeeding JM J. Bullock's Toenail Collection - Anal Cunt
This reminds of my youth when we used to go into the card shop in Abergele who had about 10 LP's on a spinning rack thing & ask for records we'd made up,one that springs to mind was "excuse me Mrs Fowler do you have "I Wish I Had A Dad" by Billy & The Bastards?" to which she'd always reply "I think we must have sold out of that one poppet"!!
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Post by davecox on Apr 1, 2007 11:36:58 GMT
Kick A Pregnant Woman In The Stumock - by ANAL CUNT
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Post by juz on Apr 16, 2007 15:32:40 GMT
your daddy was a rich man, your daddy's fucking dead she feels like a new man tonight I love you baby but your feets too big the man dont give a fuck come and smash me said the boy with the magic penis To the Workers of the Rockford River Valley Region, I have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and it involves shoe string, a lavender garland, and twelve strong women ass suckin butt fuckin cunt lickin masterbation cock on the loose I wanna piss on your grave expose yourself to kids
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