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Post by juz on Feb 5, 2007 12:34:18 GMT
I'm making these up now which is allowance for the shitnes of them, think you can do better come and have a go!
1. Shit eating curry corpse 2. Plebble gash 3. Spork foetus 4. Fallopian defect 5. Incestually intrested insect 6. Son of man 6. E-tool 7. Mutant feaces facilitator 8. trembly wembley 9. arse lump 10. buff bum pump for jumpy jimmy dump!!!
hahah I havent slep in a while so yeah, ya mamma!
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joehovis
Gob Shite
Moe Jurtagh
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Post by joehovis on Feb 5, 2007 12:44:31 GMT
1. you look like a gang of tramps on your own 2. you may aswell beat yourself up before you leave the house 3. you sweaty minge flannel 4. clown of a bloke 5. Ponce on the heath 6. Tramps vest 7. your as bent as a uri gellar cuttlery set 8. looney on stilts 9. Crab infection 10. you scoop poop back into your shoot (influenced by Juz)
i only made up 3,6,7,9,10
I think Juz wins
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Post by iwan on Feb 6, 2007 10:41:58 GMT
I'm not saying she had hairy armpits but she looked like she had ZZ Top in a headlock
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Wet Behind The Ears
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Post by 0 on Feb 6, 2007 11:58:27 GMT
'ere, you don't half look like Neil Crud!
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Post by neilcrud on Feb 6, 2007 23:23:13 GMT
I was arrested under the obscene publications act for producing the fanzine Crud, and the arresting officer told me that the offending line in particular was 'fucking a dead nun's rotting arsehole'
all charges were subsequently droppped and the investigating officers, who spent 6 months on the case harrassing venues and fans of 4Q and record shops that sold the zine, were both demoted. there is, or isn't, depending on your viewpoint, justice in the world...
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Post by fairziff on Feb 11, 2007 1:49:25 GMT
'fucking a dead nun's rotting arsehole' I'm with the arresting officer on that one! They should have thrown away the key!
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Post by markwj on Feb 12, 2007 13:37:46 GMT
don't knock it til you've tried it
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Post by tomleucine on Feb 19, 2007 14:29:54 GMT
i've always been proud of the old "Fuck you, you twatting cunt!"
it's longwinded but gets the job done!
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