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Post by carlgintis on Jul 20, 2007 10:07:59 GMT
on my run last night I got attacked by 3 separate seagulls. The first was the worst though, this was on the far side of the marine lake, it swooped and I thought “Bloodyell that was a bit close” then I saw it go up again then turn around in the air and come back at me squawking and looking in my eyes, it missed my face by about one foot and it tried to do a poo on me. Was fucking terrifying, honestly! Then as I crossed the blue bridge to get back to my house a few were looming, but it was as I turned down by the harbour and near the streets by mine, there were two circling and swooping at me, I have never ran so fast in my life, it was honestly probably the most terrifying experience of my life!
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Post by dubmunkey on Jul 20, 2007 11:46:08 GMT
i'll second this, a 20 minute walk to work at 5.30 in the morning is impossible with out 20 seagulls flying around my head and shittin on me just cos they think i'm gonna steal one of there babies, damn things cost me a £5 taxi ride, fuckers
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Post by neilcrud on Jul 20, 2007 18:03:24 GMT
Ah but Carl, the gulls seek revenge for an ungodly crime you committed against their kind last year.
Also, did I see a very wet you in the bottom of Rhuddlan this late afternoon looking really pissed off?
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Post by bloodandlipstick on Jul 21, 2007 9:13:24 GMT
Hmmmm, the thought of A Flock Of Seagulls reforming is a truly terrifying one!!!
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Post by 0 on Jul 21, 2007 9:53:15 GMT
Hmmmm, the thought of A Flock Of Seagulls reforming is a truly terrifying one!!! I know what you mean, I saw that and I Ran (sorry I'll get my coat)
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Post by bloodandlipstick on Jul 21, 2007 20:20:49 GMT
Bloody hell, it's getting worse!!! I've just seen a woman walk out of McDonalds with a burger in her hand - still wrapped - and have it snatched from her by one of the buggers (that's one of the birds, not an ex-member of the band!!!).
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Post by 0 on Jul 21, 2007 20:31:34 GMT
That's so cruel - I know these dive bombing seagulls are a hazard, but feeding them burgers from McDonalds ...... RSPB will be hearing about this
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Post by carlgintis on Jul 22, 2007 17:42:57 GMT
yes crud you did, there was a light shower upon my person on my run home from work ... fucking soaked! i walked very slowly past the saugulls with my head down - apparently if you are sunning they see it as attack, and you should cover your eyes if possible. i'm turbo paranoid about it now.
Also, i believe it was you crud who shot the seagull, i missed in my inebriated state, but still giggled like a 14 yr old school girl when you got it.... they are cunts!
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Post by andyfatman on Jul 22, 2007 18:55:33 GMT
To the average passer-by our roof looked like a seagull sanctuary (upto 20 at one point)... it fuckin' ain't now, tho! £200 to spike all the chimneys, gulleys and ridges. We were lookin' forward to some kip at last....but, still hear the twats from next fuckin door where they've all shifted to. Last week in Llandudno, The Ginge (my daughter) bacame the latest victim of airbourne highway robbery, when she was ambushed by one of the twats, that made off with a whole sausage roll. Bastard!!!! Fuckin' funny to see tho!
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Post by markwj on Jul 23, 2007 11:13:30 GMT
as yer resident enviro consultant i have to advise you that all wild creatures are protected against cruelty under the Wildlife and Countryside Act of 1981. however, having suffered seagull acid shit dive bombing meself i say as long as know one catches you revenge is sweet.
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Post by neilcrud on Jul 23, 2007 17:01:56 GMT
Robin (he ex-of 4Q and a one time Son of Selina) and his mate Karl found out that seagulls are biologically unable to fart. Wittingly they experimented with a loaf of bread and lighter fluid. Soaking pieces of bread in the fluid they would toss them in to the air to be caught by the marauding gulls. The lighter fuel expanded in the stomach, the gull would squwak, silently explode and plummet to the ground. Sounds like hours of fun... So next time you buy a CrapDonalds Dog Burger, pop into the corner shop for some Zippo fuel first...!
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Post by juz on Jul 24, 2007 10:50:40 GMT
buy a bag of chips, and when a seagull hovers above throw a singular chip in front of an oncoming car, crunch, it works.
The Assasssin.
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Post by iwan on Jul 24, 2007 11:15:33 GMT
When my eldest daughter was about 3 I bought her a bag of chips in Llandudno & plonked here on a bench to eat them,within 10 seconds she was divebmobed by about 10 of the bastards & in the panic got herself wedged between the slats in the bench covered in chips whilst I literally had to beat the fuckers off her,also where I used to work there was a guy who was 6ft 8 & he was confined inside during his dinner hour as everytime he stepped out of the door they attacked him for invading their air space.Twats they are.
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