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Apr 1, 2008 9:23:23 GMT
Post by eezabrute on Apr 1, 2008 9:23:23 GMT
apparently wasps have knees. although this is just a rumour....
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Apr 1, 2008 10:14:08 GMT
Post by iwan on Apr 1, 2008 10:14:08 GMT
i hope you're not accusing me of having knees?
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Apr 1, 2008 10:45:44 GMT
Post by 0 on Apr 1, 2008 10:45:44 GMT
i hope you're not accusing me of having knees? One thinks, you Sir, protest too much to be innocent of not having knees
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Apr 1, 2008 10:54:15 GMT
Post by iwan on Apr 1, 2008 10:54:15 GMT
Paul McCartney was asked by a journalist if,after his failed marriage,he would ever consider going down on one knee again, to which he replied 'I'd prefer it if you called her Heather'
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Apr 1, 2008 14:06:21 GMT
Post by neilcrud on Apr 1, 2008 14:06:21 GMT
Did you know that wasps are considered an alien species as they play no part in the eco-system... Nor do we...
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Apr 1, 2008 14:14:13 GMT
Post by Duncan on Apr 1, 2008 14:14:13 GMT
Yes we do. We fuck it up.
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Apr 1, 2008 14:39:20 GMT
Post by 0 on Apr 1, 2008 14:39:20 GMT
Did you know ......Wasp is the common name for any of approximately 25,000 insects that have well-defined life stages, separated by a distinct metamorphosis, the adult having a narrow waist between the first and second abdominal segments. About 16,000 species of wasps are parasitic, feeding on the bodies or eggs of other insects or of spiders
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Apr 1, 2008 15:12:45 GMT
Post by iwan on Apr 1, 2008 15:12:45 GMT
My favourite record of all time is Animal (Fuck Like A Beast) by Wasp
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Apr 1, 2008 15:31:28 GMT
Post by Duncan on Apr 1, 2008 15:31:28 GMT
I used to listen to that - I got better eventually.
I seem to remember the record sleeve had a dog trying to rape a woman. It's enormous pendulous ballsack was most disconcerting to a youngster such as myself.
It had an excellent guitar riff, but the lyrics were pretty shite.
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Apr 1, 2008 19:35:38 GMT
Post by Global Parasite on Apr 1, 2008 19:35:38 GMT
humans are reliant on the survival of the wasp's mateys the Bee's. If the Bee's disappear, we'll find it bloody hard to survive
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Apr 1, 2008 21:00:44 GMT
Post by 0 on Apr 1, 2008 21:00:44 GMT
Did you know....... Honey bees' wings beat 11,400 times per minute. Bees' flight speed averages only 15 miles per hour. Bees possess five eyes. Honeybees can perceive movements that are separated by 1/300th of a second. Humans can only sense movements separated by 1/50th of a second. Were a bee to enter a cinema, it would be able to differentiate each individual movie frame being projected. Bees cannot recognize the color red. Honeybees' stingers have a barb which anchors the stinger in the victim's body. The bee leaves its stinger and venom pouch behind and soon dies from abdominal rupture. Africanized Honey Bees (killer bees) will pursue an enemy 1/4 mile or more. Honeybees communicate with one another by "dancing" so as to give the direction and distance of flowers. A single hive contains approximately 40-45,000 bees.
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Apr 1, 2008 21:14:44 GMT
Post by juz on Apr 1, 2008 21:14:44 GMT
punk is a paradox ,
punks where stripey jumpers, bee's have stripes.
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Apr 1, 2008 21:19:56 GMT
Post by Global Parasite on Apr 1, 2008 21:19:56 GMT
bees, unfortunatly unlike some humans, reach maturity early and die after a short lifespan
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Apr 1, 2008 21:20:44 GMT
Post by 0 on Apr 1, 2008 21:20:44 GMT
elephants have trunks so do swimmers. In America the trunk of your car is the boot, In UK boots is a chemist. So elephants are junkies. So what's the point
(and it's wear not where)
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Apr 1, 2008 21:36:48 GMT
Post by iwan on Apr 1, 2008 21:36:48 GMT
I went to my local pet shop to buy a wasp,the guy said he didn't sell them but there was one in the window.
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